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Tony Becomes a Gay Icon, Loki is His Lawyer

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Genre: Humor
Contributor(s): dendriteblues, ehtarwrites, Rabentochter
Prompt: Inspired by a Tumblr post.

Basically Tony repeatedly drives by an anti-gay rights rally shouting "I love sucking [expletive for male genitalia]" He becomes a meme, gets in legal trouble, Loki is his lawyer.

And Rhodey seeing how much Tony and Loki are getting along during this whole debacle and it's just like, "For the love of God, just wait until the trial is over before you jump into bed together. No, I don't care how much your fans will like it, Tony."

It becomes a thing where Rhodey is just constantly running interference, keeping these two idiots from tackling each other in public until things calm down. One day he nearly has an aneurysm when they walk into court and there's glitter on Loki in a very hard to explain area.

Did someone see them coming out of the closet ?
Pepper. She had an aneurysm as well, and quickly herded away the gaggle of lawyers that was coming around the corner
She, Rhodey and Happy form a tag team of keeping Tony and Loki ostensibly apart, and still barely manage, because of course they would see this as a challenge. (Doesn't help that half the time Happy is pushing them together in the process, somehow.)

"It just started with Loki in his suits," Tony says as he tries to explain to Pepper how they got into this PR disaster of Loki very much not in his suits...

Loki would just be so good at law. He gets everyone's eyes on him, he gets to twist facts and manipulate people into believing his version of the truth. And when the defendants are acquitted they actually thank him for being himself and not judging them for the stuff they may have done. Kckfdy

See, now I imagine Loki getting this following of people he's acquitted, who no one thought had any sort of chance. People who are just so loyal to him no matter what, and it just confuses the hell out of everyone on Asgard.